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"Can I be your "GOOD" client ??
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"Everyone in the world wants "Good" things. No one wants BAD. You want a good job, a good car, good salary, good life etc. You want everything "GOOD". But what may be "GOOD" for you, it may just be the "WORST" for others.. specially if if you are a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER who hurts clients..
A BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER is no different than you and I when it comes to wanting "good" things. The only difference is the definition applied by the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, to the word "GOOD"
To a BAD Lawyer, the word "GOOD" has a very different meaning when it comes to the type of "CLIENT" or "CASE" he is only willing to accept.. If is a personal injury matter, a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will only accept such a case if it has LOTS and LOTS of undisputed liability from the defendant, and LOTS and LOTS of DAMAGES to you the client.
To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, a "GOOD" client is one that does NOT fit into any of the following categories below. But if you do, a BAD, LAZY &ARROGANT LAWYER will NEVER represent you.. BUT in fact will go out of his way to avoid you as a client at all costs:
1. The Angry Client:
To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, an angry client is the potential client who is full of rage over what happened to him. A BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, feels that just because the anger is directed at the person or entity who caused the harm or injuries, , it doesn't mean it won't be directed at him in the future. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, if a client seems to have anger management problems it is best to stay away from such a a client. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, this type of client is "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" and far too likely to make his life miserable. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER some things are not worth the money and that includes not representing this type of client.. So to a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, only "HAPPY" clients need to apply.. You know.. the type who are "Happy" over their accident, or their wrongful incarceration.
2. The Vengeful Client:
To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, this type of client is often the same as the angry client but not always. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, the vengeful client is the one who follows the mantra that "revenge" is a dish best served "Cold". The BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, thinks this type of client only hires a lawyer solely to make another person's life miserable. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, if you are this type of client, you are more interested in hurting people than in achieving some positive goal, and as such, a BAD ,LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will avoid representing you .. WHY ?? Because a BAD , LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER feels he could easily become the next target of the vengeful client's hit list... (specially if the BAD lawyers botches your case)
3. The Unrealistic Expectations Client:
To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, there are four kinds of an unrealistic client. (1) Expectations about service; (2) expectations about time; (3) Expectations about costs; and (4) Expectations about results...( could this be because of the many lies and falsehoods told to the client
by the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER to entice the client into retaining him) A BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, will often times verbally tell a client his services are the BEST, or that he can make things happen rather QUICKLY, ( and then he'll jack up his fees, if he sees the client is in dire needs, or if he/she is indigent) .. and lastly, a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, will verbally tell a prospective client, he "HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT" because now you are "In good hands"
Because of such verbal unrealistic falsehoods and misrepresentations, the end result will be an Unhappy client and a confrontation will result, when the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER's "promises" are not kept. If you are this type of client, you must establish the ground rules on what to expect from the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, from the very beginning.
To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, if such a client persists in requesting that all verbal promises made to the client at the onset of the interview be in writing, a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, most likely will NOT represent you and will recommend you find another attorney.
4. The Inappropriate client:
Law school does not spend a lot of time teaching BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYERS how to fairly and appropriately treat a client. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, this type of client is to be AVOIDED at all costs specially when he/she turns down a BAD, LAZY &. ARROGANT LAWYERS proposal of exchanging sex for legal services. If a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, wants to trade sexual favors for legal services, the client needs to very quickly establish that this will never be an option in the attorney-client relationship. And if it occurs, immediately;y REPORT the incident to law enforcement and to the appropriate Bar Association. If the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT accepts this rule and drops the idea altogether, then there may be no problem in the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER going forward with representing the client. However, if the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, persists in trying to seduce the client or if the client believes he or she will yield to temptation over time, it is best to terminate the attorney-client relationship immediately. No client should risk his/her case or life over a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER's advances who is only pretending to care for his client to get sexual gratification.
5. The Rude Client:
To the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, most clients are difficult to deal with anyways. A BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, would much rather deal with indigent clients who don't ask or demand good services. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, an "ASSERTIVE" client is to be "AVOIDED" at all costs possible, and a BAD, LAZY &ARROGANT LAWYER will turn away an assertive client without losing sleep over It. But a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, a rude client is another matter entirely. A BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, will categorize a client being rude simply for standing up against being disrespected by the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, ..
To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, a client is "RUDE" if he will push him to DO HIS JOB he was retained to do, or demand that his inquiries about his case be answered, and Rude and annoying if such a client tries repeatedly to get a simple phone phone call or a message or an email returned. To a BAD , LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER a client is "RUDE" when he/she will not appreciate the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, 's failure to protect him/her during a deposition or in Court. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, a client is considered "RUDE" for being critical over his continued failure to make the proper appearances in court on his behalf. And to a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, a client is "RUDE" and not satisfied when the results obtained are dismal compared to the ones promised by the BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER.. To a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, every interaction with this "RUDE" client will be unpleasant so a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, will never represent you because most likely to a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, when your case is lost, a "RUDE" client will want a refund, Or report you, or even SURE you...To a BAD,M LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER he will consider a waste of time representing a "RUDE" client..
So our suggestion, and opinion.. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, with a so called "GOOD" lawyer and if you are already stuck with a BAD, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER and he does any of the above and he thinks you are "RUDE", you are probably better off getting a BETTER lawyer....
If something similar to the above has ever happened to you, we welcome your comments and ask you to share any similar experiences THANK YOU...
(DISCLAIMER: No portion of this post should be considered as giving legal advice, but is t be used for informational purposes only. The publishers of this post are NOT LAWYERS and strongly urge its readers to consult with a reputable legal professional or to contact the State Bar Association for a proper referral)